A Pathmark Inversion

Editor's Note: We know we did a Pathmark yesterday, but wanted to call attention to this.

Spotted at Old Navy, actually–not Pathmark. Whilst in line, I saw this charming switcheroo:

A candy amongst the hair clips.

Then a hair clip amongt the candies.

SUCH SYMMETRY!

Fun With Hair Coloring Products At CVS

A) Loves the new Adele song

B) Can't stand that new Adele song

C) Is thankfully deaf

A) Thinks you farted

B) Knows you farted

C) Would like to hear more

A) Retired MLB player

B) Former assistant to Barbra Streisand

C) Transferred from Al Qaeda to ISIS

A) Once gave Jaleel White a hand job

B) Once stuck her ring finger in Jaleel White's asshole

C) Has an upcoming date with Jaleel White and her imagination is going wild

It's November

And time to admire the Autumn weaves.

And also, November is the time that people weave to go home to their families for some nice Thanksgiving turkey.

Spotted in Irvington, NJ

As I was running one morning, I spotted what I thought was a rat in an alley in Irvington.


Luckily, it was actually just someone's weave. Whew!

Finally, Some Recognition

Spotted in the Fall 2010 issue of Essence Hot Hair (which reminds me– I need to renew my subscription), an article about notable black hair moments in film:


In case you were wondering, "B.A.P.S." came out in 1997, and Essence Hot Hair has only been publishing since October 2010, so this is why "B.A.P.S." hadn't gotten the recognition it deserves in the pantheon of black hair for 13 years. So you can stop the letter writing campaign now.

Citywide Alert

-------------------------------------Wednesday, 3/4/09
The New York Department of Public Flyaways and Frizzies
Memo For Immediate Release


11:33:45 AM--------------

THE NY DEPT OF PUBLIC FLYAWAYS AND FRIZZIES HAS ANNOUNCED A PUBLIC DANGER IN THE CITY OF NEW YORK. SOURCES IN COLLABORATION WITH THE NYDPFF HAVE CONFIRMED THE EXISTENCE OF ERRANT BALLS OF HAIR, OR "HAIRBALLS," CIRCULATING THROUGHOUT THE CITY. REFER TO PHOTOS 1A-3A FOR VISUAL CONFIRMATION, AIDED BY RED ARROWS THAT INDICATE THE DANGER.


THESE "HAIRBALLS" APPEAR SIMILAR TO TUMBLEWEEDS AND DRIED BUSHES FOUND IN ARIZONA AND UTAH. HOWEVER, INSTEAD OF BEING MADE OF DRIED PLANT MATTER, THESE APPEAR TO CONSIST OF HAIR EXTENSIONS AND DETACHED HAIR WEAVES.


THESE "HAIRBALLS," -OR AS SOMEONE CLEVER IN OUR DEPARTMENT REFERRED TO IT DURING BREAK- "TUMBLEWEAVES," ARE NOT KNOWN TO BE DANGEROUS. HOWEVER, THEY DO NOT APPEAR TO BE SAFE, EITHER.


THE NYDPFF URGES THE PUBLIC NOT TO APPROACH, TOUCH, OR CATCH TO THESE "TUMBLEWEAVES" (IT IS A PRETTY CATCHY NAME, HOWARD). THEY ARE INSTRUCTED TO INSTEAD NOTIFY THE NYDPFF BY DIALING "811."


ANY NEW YORK RESIDENTS OR VISITORS WHO ENCOUNTER FUTURE "TUMBLEWEAVES" ARE URGED TO STAY OUT OF WHATEVER TRAJECTORY THEY ARE ROLLING AND TO STAY INDOORS. LIKE MAYBE CATCH THAT NEW TYLER PERRY MOVIE, "MADEA GOES TO JAIL." THAT LOOKS KIND OF FUNNY.

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Meanwhile, During The Sound Record...

Pictured above, Brynn doesn't realize she's sort of making fun of Danny's hairdo.

Let's Spend All Our Money Trying To Pick Up the EADJ Mail Sack in the Arcade Claw Machine!

Submitted by Mel Kreilein, Governor Rod Blogojevich ain't got nuthin' on the National Rent-a-Car clerk in San Francisco.

Well, I'll Be Damned.

Somebody paid their taxes. Or blew the mayor.

Rolly Wrap deadline is tomorrow at 3pm, btw.