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A) Loves the new Adele song

B) Can't stand that new Adele song

C) Is thankfully deaf

A) Thinks you farted

B) Knows you farted

C) Would like to hear more

A) Retired MLB player

B) Former assistant to Barbra Streisand

C) Transferred from Al Qaeda to ISIS

A) Once gave Jaleel White a hand job

B) Once stuck her ring finger in Jaleel White's asshole

C) Has an upcoming date with Jaleel White and her imagination is going wild

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An ad in SkyMall sells a new digital camera that you can hang or stand up to film you and your friends.


But this one use in particular piqued my interest:


Sweet! Sex tape! Looks like Jay Baruchel is getting lucky tonight!

So that photo has me wondering several things:

1) Does that (admittedly hot) girl know that her skeez boyfriend is filming them macking? Or will she find out later that footage of him tweaking her nips is now on YouPorn?

2) Is it actually her camera, and she's secretly filming them to prove that Chad Kregne is a date rapist just like the graffiti in the women's locker room says?

3) If that camera were self-aware and lonely, wouldn't this scenario be the cruelest of all fates?