New EADJ Segment: Tucker Carlson Questions Everything

Former Fox News pinhead and frozen dinner heir Tucker Carlson once famously questioned whether diversity really was our strength. But did you know, he also bravely questioned other commonly accepted things?

A Pathmark Inversion

Editor's Note: We know we did a Pathmark yesterday, but wanted to call attention to this.

Spotted at Old Navy, actually–not Pathmark. Whilst in line, I saw this charming switcheroo:

A candy amongst the hair clips.

Then a hair clip amongt the candies.

SUCH SYMMETRY!

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs If He's Looking Forward To the Upcoming Deadpool & Wolverine Movie

"Y... yes." *neck snaps*

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig