6 Lies Told In The Liberty Village Premium Outlets Back-To-School & Fall Preview Sale Brochure

1. The joyful affection between little girl and the young woman is faked.

2. They're not related. The young, thin woman has obviously never even given birth before.

3. The little girl is not actually a ballerina.

4. Not actually open from 10am to 6pm on Sunday. About around 5:45pm, Judy starts locking up the DSW entrance and declares that the mall is closed. Judy is usually in a hurry to get home to watch HBO's "Veep," starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

5. It's actually hard to "Shop Brilliantly" when stores like Sunglass Hut and Orange Julius are being run by kids who barely graduated high school.

6. If you follow Church Street to the end, you wind up in an old cotton field with a scarecrow in a turtleneck and overalls.

Finally, Some Recognition

Spotted in the Fall 2010 issue of Essence Hot Hair (which reminds me– I need to renew my subscription), an article about notable black hair moments in film:


In case you were wondering, "B.A.P.S." came out in 1997, and Essence Hot Hair has only been publishing since October 2010, so this is why "B.A.P.S." hadn't gotten the recognition it deserves in the pantheon of black hair for 13 years. So you can stop the letter writing campaign now.

Meanwhile, During The Sound Record...

Pictured above, Brynn doesn't realize she's sort of making fun of Danny's hairdo.

Let's Spend All Our Money Trying To Pick Up the EADJ Mail Sack in the Arcade Claw Machine!

Submitted by Mel Kreilein, Governor Rod Blogojevich ain't got nuthin' on the National Rent-a-Car clerk in San Francisco.

A Special EADJ Mail Sack Slash Link-O-Rama Slash Vince's Uncle Roberto Entry

Submitted by Chris Stoltz via email, a link and a suggestion:

Absolutely Hilarious JCPenney Catalogue from 1977 (You HAVE to read!)

"I think this calls for fashion tips by Vince's Uncle Roberto."




And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto With Fashion Tips From 1977



The fashion of leisure suits became popular in the 70's due to the rise of inexpensive materials and a culture that had come to hate formality. The leisure suit rose in popularity with its promise to bring a stylish suit that could be used in formal business, but was comfortable and trendy enough for everyday wear.

Back in 1977, I was only 17 at the time, just holding down a job stacking boxes at the local IGA. So I had no money for nice clothes like this. But now that I've made a little money driving cars, all this great stuff can't be bought anywhere except for on the eBay! Funny how things work out that way.