Question

 

What is "tobacco violence"?

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Pathmark

Squeezing More Unwanted Taglines Out For A Terrible Movie With A Stupid Premise

New York. The Most Exciting City In The World.

Pictured below, a vendor at Penn Station checks to see if he has enough Zagnuts.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

If you ever want to make the value of your sports car plummet, have Rick Ross sit on the hood.

Jimmy Mulaaaa is so confused with all his material goods and extra As in his name that he tries to make a phone call on a stack of money.

Jose Guapo is so confused by his massive illustrated size that he answers the stack of money that started ringing.

"Definitiono Fag?"

No wonder the polar icecaps have been melting- Pitbull's been pissing on them.

It does a heart good to see a narcissistic/untalented rapper like Soulja Boy have his actual name MISSPELLED on a mix tape cover.

I really don't know where to start with this one. It wins this round for its awesomeness.

Looks like someone couldn't pass up the Duty Free shops at Charles De Gaulle Airport!

UAG

6 Lies Told By A Thai Massage Brochure From The Czech Republic

 

1) "Massage" LOL

2) What they don't tell you is that the woman fourth from the left in the back row is actually John Leguizamo doing a hilarious new sketch comedy/hidden camera show. You signed the waiver!

 

3)  "Improves waste secretion." I never heard of getting a tug job to make you more regular, but different strokes, I guess... Pun intended.

4) WELCOME! (no cops)

 

5)  There's no one who bowls at this bowling alley because everyone's either giving or getting a hand job.

6) There's no one drinking from these watered down liquor bottles because everyone's either giving or getting a hand job.

EADJ is proud to announce that the "6 Lies" series has been turned into an interactive multimedia exhibit at the "LEARN!" section of the Liberty Science Center in Newark, New Jersey. Here, the curious can experience "hands on" lessons with fascinating, expensive displays. Homebound people (like shut-ins or agoraphobics) can Skype with a "6 Lies" specialist to enjoy the exhibit at home. The "6 Lies" exhibit runs from April 20-November 11. Sponsored by Mayflower Moving Company: "Box It and Get It Moving On The Road Today!"

Let's Add Soy Sauce To The EADJ Mail Sack Even Though The Waiter Told Us It Didn't Need It!

Submitted by Jason Rogers via MMS, a brand of microbrew that really speaks to me:


That is one happy looking sprig of hops.

I thought about saving this for the EADJ Pun Cops, but gah.

Spotted in Irvington, NJ

As I was running one morning, I spotted what I thought was a rat in an alley in Irvington.


Luckily, it was actually just someone's weave. Whew!