More Episode Summaries of Netflix's "Charlie's Colorforms City"

Season 2, Episode 1: Casey and Franklin discover crates of stolen goods in the back of Charlie's home. He bribes them some of it to keep them silent, then makes plans to move the merchandise to a safer spot.

Season 2, Episode 2: Charlie's sister and mother fly in to visit him from Vancouver, but he doesn't want to see them. He stays away and doesn't answer his phone until they give up and fly back home.

Season 2, Episode 3: Too many gambling debts forces a mob enforcer to pay Charlie a visit. After breaking his kneecaps, wrists, hip, and shoulder blades, the goon leads in a song about honoring promises.

Season 2, Episode 4: Dana and Lily discover that Charlie has been playing them both as girlfriends. Neither is willing to admit that they are the source of HPV.

Season 2, Episode 5: Charlie steals from an old folks home and justifies it by saying it was a memory care facility and no one there realizes anything's missing anyway.

Happy Valentine's Day From EADJ

Dear beloved readers,

Let this entry read as a personal Valentine's card, just for you.

We love you and cannot wait to spend more time with you.

We love you so much, it's distracting us from our studies.

Love,

Eat A Dick Joel

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Clean Suede Shoes

1) To clean shoes use a small amount of white vinegar on a dampened cloth.

2) Gently rub the shoe with the damp cloth and after that allow it to dry in the open air.

3) You can also have a “Shower & Stain” protection applied to suede items. This will potentially prevent spotting from rain showers and repel some stains.

And speaking of repellent, fellas, if you don't usually wear cologne, don't put on a case of Axe Body Spray when prom night rolls around. I can hardly breathe driving out front! Be safe kids.

The Glory. The Pageantry. The Pathmark.

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Sublime Nonsense #9

"I wasn't planning on doing a strip this week, but then I had this random twisted notion yesterday and thought it needed to be shared." -Larry K

Jesus. This Again.

Sublime Nonsense #8.

"Bleeding one last joke out of Halloween 2008," sez Larry K.

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Sublime Nonsense #7

"Tonight, on a very special Halloween Episode of Sublime Nonsense..."


Larry K is getting as prolific as that pervert who does those Love Is cartoons with the naked children.

Sublime Nonsense 6: COLLECT THEM ALL!

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Sublime Nonsense #4 or 5, I Forget Which

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Sublime Nonsense #2

Larry K sez: "With the fates of the Mets and Phillies likely to be decided this weekend, I figured I'd get this to you now to keep it timely."

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Larry has just doubled his output.

Introducing: Sublime Nonsense

EADJ is proud to announce the premiere of Larry K's foray into web comics!

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"I've wanted to convert the stupidity I see (and/or say) into a comic strip forever," Larry said. Word has it that Dreamworks has already started developing this one comic strip into a 3 hour feature film, to be released in November. Good job, Larry!