Day 4 of UAG Week

Bruce Willis Always Looks Like He's Looking For His Reading Glasses in Movie Posters

"Are they in here? I remember using them here."

"Did you take them? I swear, if you did..."

"Well shit, maybe I left them in the car."

"You said you SAW them?! WHERE?"

"Ah, fuck it. I'll just go to CVS and buy another pair. Dammit."

UAG

The ProofrEADJer, November Edition

New York City. The Most Exciting City On Earth

Pictured below, some guy on the train tries to find the end of some thread on a spool.

UAG

A Smelly Hole

Earlier this week, Joel was trying to find the source of a terrible stench he had detected in his apartment. He had sent his chimp servant Chad Yarborough out for groceries, so he had to search alone.

Under the sink, behind the bookshelf, nothing. Joel even emptied all the leftovers from the fridge into a large trash bag and hurled it into the dumpster across the parking lot, but the heavy smell was still in the apartment.

Only towards the end of the night, when he was brushing his tongue in the bathroom mirror, did he notice a large chunk of meat that had wedged between his back molars. He flossed it out and the 3 lb. piece of dick fell into the sink. And the bathroom started filling with flies.

So it was Joel's breath all along! He slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand and turned to camera as a sad trombone played.

Sublime Nonsense #9

"I wasn't planning on doing a strip this week, but then I had this random twisted notion yesterday and thought it needed to be shared." -Larry K