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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Two giant confused pimps trash a city while hookers with waistlines the size of a toddler's wrist earn their daddies more twenties.

Dolla Boy demonstrates his namesake with cash pouring out of a refrigerated truck (not an armored truck) accompanied by a terrifying carnation arrangement in the shape of Joan Rivers.

So the rapper's name is Rocko. What is the laziest association we can make with something that's already well-known? Oh, and can we have a big ass hanging over a box of baking soda? That would be great. Sad cartoon turtle.

Remember to use spellcheck, DJ Pexclusivez, DJ Tazmania, and DJ Rell.

Where to begin? Uh, pass.

Nothing is more gangsta than a pensive Nicolas Cage movie about coming to terms with your place in the world.