Chips Don't Lie

Spotted in South Orange

A bench in front of Stop & Shop:

What happened here?

What is that orange smudge on the bench?

Where's the rest of the trombone?

Hello? 

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Assemble A Sit 'N Spin

 

1) Remove the 3 screws taped to the top of the base. Use a Phillips screwdriver and the two #6 screws included with the base to connect the turn handle to the top of the center post. The screws connect on the sides of the turn handle as shown (b).

 

2) Place the center post/turn handle into the base as shown. Flip the base over and use the Phillips screwdriver with the single #10 screw (included) to connect the center post/turn handle to the base.

 

 NOTE: Make sure that all assembled parts are securely attached before using the Sit 'n Spin. 

And speaking of "flipping the base over," (and speaking of "screwdriver") one time I had to pick up a couple living on a military base for a formal function. I hadn't even gotten off the base when they just started going at it like two dogs in heat, like in that movie "No Way Out." I gotta tell you– and I mean no disrespect– Marines are crazy. Stay safe, kids.

A Beary Merry Christmas From EADJ!

Eat A Dick Joel would like to wish both of our readers a happy and healthy holiday, filled with wonder and extremely unhappy stuffed bears!

Channel 2 News is Crap.

"Around 11:25, we must always, always make room for some kind of retarded animal story. As journalists we owe it to our viewers."

2 Cousins, 1 Played Out Internet Meme

My cousin Kimberly (Mel's sis) takes a gander at 2G1C. And the second time around isn't much better for Melissa.



You'll notice Kim was relatively unfazed by 2G1C. But what did shock her was "Shake That Bear."