The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Yorkie whose name I forget

Me: the Collie with the human hat

DUDE! We haven't played in forever! It's been so good to catch up! I love your winter coat! Don't be a stranger now, hear?

You: the slinky Doberman

Me: the Bulldog with the underbite (I realize that doesn't narrow it down)

Hello sexy. I saw you looking at me while you were sniffing that German Shepherd. I think maybe you should sniff me sometime?

You: the Dark Chocolate Lab

Me: the French Bulldog with the booties

I was crapping by the water bowls when you walked in. YOU WERE GORGEOUS. Why didn't I talk to you? NEXT TIME BABY.

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the limping Greyhound

Me: the chubby Pug with the little hat

Hey bro we should hang out LOL you peed like a champ LOL

You: the Weimaraner with the dorky harness

Me: the Setter mix with the gorgeous ass

Your name was Gordo, right? Did you see my ass? It is great. Smell it sometime!

You: the Dachshund with the chip on his shoulder

Me: the friendly Beagle mix

I saw you over by the hoop that no one ever runs through. We should plow.

You: the insufferable Golden Retriever with the BELL on your COLLAR?!

Me: the Havanese still on a leash (my owner's a dick)

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING SO HAPPY AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE? SHOW OFF. CALL ME SOMETIME

Dog Park Missed Connections

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the Plott Hound/Doberman mix

Me: the Bernese Mountain Dog (although I hate hiking!)

Hey dude. You were running around with the zoomies and almost spilled my cocktail. What gives, jerk?

You: the energetic Akita

Me: the not so massive Mastiff

Hello, beautiful! We had a moment over by the poop bag trash can. I never caught your name. Call me?

You: the Scottish Deerhound with the tennis ball

Me: the Border Collie who had to pee a lot

You gave me some serious hump me vibes on Tuesday. I think we can turn this into a litter, no?

What The Star Wars Costume For Your Pet Says About You

Bantha: You are a huge nerd.

Princess Leia: You are a huge nerd.

Chewbacca: You are a huge nerd.

R2D2: You are a huge nerd.

Yoda: You are a huge nerd.

Darth Vader: You are a huge nerd.

AT-AT: You are a huge nerd.

The Hall of Abominations Grows Yet More Once Again

Just last week, we added a foot with feet to the Hall of Anthropomorphic Horrors. A quick Google search of other recursive characters brought us a whole tour-busload of things doing things with their own kind. And they weren't just limited to body parts with body parts.

 

Here now are the latest entries of things doing things with their own things:

 

And here's a Lifetime Achievement award to a classic:

 

 HORRIFIC!

6 Lies Told By The Keansburg Amusement Park and Runaway Rapids Family Waterpark Brochure

 

1) Rapids are actually not "runaway" at all, but flow safely and predictably into the Lily Pad Pool.

2) "Birthday Parties are our specialty." No, their specialty is actually defensible network analysis and in-depth statistics on how business data services are used by global enterprises, but they also do birthday parties.

3) Keansburg Amusement Park was the only section featured in New Jersey Magazine's annual "Best of Jersey." The Keansburg Runaway Rapids Waterpark was featured in "Girls And Corpses."

 

4) "Keansburg Amusement Park is filled with dozens of exciting rides..." At last count, there were 23 exciting rides, which doesn't technically qualify as "dozens." The only other ride that can be considered exciting is the main high pressure pump room, if you break in and sit on the primary piston.

5) That one kid is actually a fiberglass sculpture of former Clinton political advisor George Stephanapoulos.

6) "From french fries to fresh baked pizza, jumbo hot dogs, freshly made hamburgers, homemade waffles with ice cream or warm funnel cakes, everyone will find something they love." 

Walgreen's: Third Act

As documented earlier this month on the blog, a certain photo of a young man with wet hair at a local Walgreen's had prompted us to leave our own version at that store:


Here now is a follow up video that answers the question of whether the EADJ photo has stayed up there since February 7 (audio courtesy of Skywalker Sound).


Blast! It's gone! Okay, move on to phase three of whatever project this is!