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Let's Say Goodbye To Whatever Advertisers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! *kiss* Goodbye! Bye-bye! Goodbye!

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain Why Has His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs

"Uggh... I'm so glad you asked... *gah* It's... uh... a pretty funny story, actually.... *ACK!* You see, what happens was... (gags) uh... ah.... I was originally supposed to... (muffled) eh... no... wait. I was... originally... OWW!.. originally sup... *TAH! TAH! TAH!*...." (dies)

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On The Next Episode of the Lifetime Original Series "Walkway To Parking"

A showdown. A reckoning. And a chance for redemption.

Donna Parks (played by Melissa Joan Hart) discovers that the forces of evil have conspired to remove her from the Discounted Sipper list at Coffee Hut. Furthermore, Magneturtle is back and has blocked the walkway from the parking lot to the bank. MAJOR INCONVENIENCE.

But Donna has a few tricks up her sleeve. Or more likely, up her shirt. She uses her supple breasts as weapons against Magneturtle, who has never seen size C's this dangerous.

Will she prevail? Has Magneturtle met his match? Will Coffee Hut be open past 6pm as they'd promised earlier in the year? Because it's too far to walk to Ground Down, and they have pretty spotty customer service, if you ask me.

Rated MA for teenage witch tits and cartoon violence.

Tracklists! Tracklists! Tracklists!

Here's the tracklist to the High School Musical soundtrack:

1) Start of Something New
2) Get'cha Head In the Game
3) What I've Been Looking For
4) What I've Been Looking For (Reprise)
5) Stick To the Status Quo
6) When There Was Me and You
7) Bop To the Top
8) Breaking Free
9) We're All In This Together
10) I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You


Here's the tracklist to the High School Musical 2 soundtrack:

1) What Time Is It
2) Fabulous
3) Work This Out
4) You Are the Music In Me
5) I Don't Dance
6) You Are the Music In Me (Sharpay Version)
7) Gotta Go My Own Way
8) Bet On It
9) Everyday
10) All For One
11) Humuhumunukunukuapua'a


Here's the tracklist to the High School Musical 3 soundtrack:

1) Now Or Never
2) Right Here, Right Now
3) I Want It All
4) Can I Have This Dance
5) A Night To Remember
6) Just Wanna Be With You
7) The Boys Are Back
8) Walk Away
9) Scream
10) Senior Year Spring Musical
11) We're All In This Together (Graduation Mix)
12) High School Musical
13) Just Getting Started


Here's the SNEAK PEEK tracklist to High School Musical 4, which coincidentally is also the same tracklist for "Onset of Putrefaction" by the death metal band Necrophagist:

1) Foul Body Autopsy
2) To Breathe In a Casket
3) Mutilate the Stillborn
4) Intestinal Incubation
5) Culinary Hyperversity
6) Advanced Corpse Tumor
7) Extreme Unction
8) Fermented Offal Discharge
9) Dismembered Self-Immolation
10) Pseudopathological Vivisection