Showing posts with label TAH TAH TAH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TAH TAH TAH. Show all posts

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Highlights From the Consumer Electronics Show 2022


The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) has just wrapped up in Lake Tahoe, and here are the most noteworthy releases from that event:

• Digital spice rack with Bluetooth-capable printer

• H.R.-approved Zoom filter for co-workers that puts them in a wet t-shirt contest

• 3D printer for crypto currency that allows you to print worthless currency in real space

• Virtual reality Sunglasses Hut that lets you experience how difficult it is to return merchandise

• Android app that emulates your Dad's flip phone, back when he was happy

• Hilarious GIFs of crabs

• A racist blender that doesn't believe in miscegenation

• Digital boarding passes that cancel your flight while you're in midair

Friday, April 19, 2019

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain Why Has His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs



"Uggh... I'm so glad you asked... *gah* It's... uh... a pretty funny story, actually.... *ACK!* You see, what happens was... (gags) uh... ah.... I was originally supposed to... (muffled) eh... no... wait. I was... originally... OWW!.. originally sup... *TAH! TAH! TAH!*...." (dies)