Uhhh...

I'm not sure how Temu figured out my plans for the weekend, but they nailed it.

An IM Convo

Let's Replenish the Dilithium Crystals of the EADJ Mail Sack!

For this very special sci-fi edition of the EADJ Mail Sack, Pat Ng submits this sad news story:

Star Trek: The Experience Closing in Las Vegas

Also, Tom W has submitted this:

EADJ turns 2 days old!

My God. What a long strange trip it's been already. It's only been 48 hours, and we've had a staggering 6 hits already. And in that same 48 hours, who knows how many dicks have been eaten by our hero Joel.

Scientists at the American Wildlife Studies are working on a device that will be able to track Joel's dick-eating habits without disturbing his natural habitat. Of course, this device will be iPod-compatible.

In other EADJ news, we are pleased to announce our affiliation with the much-ballyhooed (RED) campaign, started by U2 frontman Bono. Proceeds of every dick that Joel eats will be converted into much-needed aid for children.

(pictured above, a tuckered out C-Ker takes a nap by the pool table between poker hands)