Let's Completely Alter The Lyrics To The EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Patrick Ng, some dude makes the most of driving a minivan:

Get Ready To Live Excellently!

Spotted on 8th Street and 4th Ave in Brooklyn: some fat, bearded guy laid out in his minivan with the motor still running. No more calls, please- we have found our new king.






Here's to excellence! Viva l'excellence!