Where are the MTV Veejay's Now?

Well, we know Daisy Fuentes is still promoting stuff.

Okay, to be fair, Martha Quinn, Alan Hunter, Mark Goodman, and Dan Cortez don't have their own brand of lobby broom and dustpan set. You go, Daisy!

 

The ProofrEADJer: End of January Edition

UAG

Smell My Pink Thing.

(No, actually that's not the title I wanted to use for this entry. But I'll keep it there anyway.)


So for Christmas I bought Barry a World of Warcraft calendar, which is pretty awesome, if I may say so. But one thing I noticed about it: to the uninitiated, it looks like no matter what powers you possess, weapons you wield, level you've achieved or which mount you ride– shoulder protection is the number one priority for EVERYONE.

"You're Looking For Lightbulbs? Sure, They're in Aisle 5 With 'Sauces & Condiments.'"

EXCLUSIVE OUTTAKES!

The following are exclusive outtakes from Andrew Gall's attempts at a Jerald Tribute photo:





It must be noted that Andrew attempted to take these photos on his own and stopped attempting once he had broken a candle holder in the process. Luckily, his newly-arrived fiancée Megan will be available to take one soon.

BONUS BONUS:

Through the miracle of computers, we have created a composite from the separate photos to bring you a "superphoto" of Andrew's cumulative attempts!

Feed a Meter, Eat a Dick

Joel got punched in the throat by a meter maid.

The incident happened yesterday on La Cienega Blvd when Joel was parking his Ford Festiva outside of Republic Restaurant + Lounge for a Terrible Screenwriters Guild dinner. A posted sign stated "No parking from 11am-5pm Mondays thru Fridays" and Joel parked at 5:10pm. In the middle of dinner, he left the restaurant for a smoke, and a meter maid was writing him a ticket!

Joel understandably got upset and started to argue with the meter maid. He explained that he had parked at a legal time and didn't deserve a ticket. The meter maid started ripping up the ticket and casually asked Joel what he does for a living.

He told her he's a screenwriter– that he's written for shows like "According To Jim" and "Wicked Wicked Games." That's when the meter maid punched him in the throat.

(pictured above, Joel's Chinese cousin Xiu Huang Whatever wins a cockdog eating contest)

KARRIE would like to be added as Joel's friend!

Hi Joel,

KARRIE would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.

By accepting KARRIE as your friend, you will be able to send KARRIE personal messages, view KARRIE's photos and blog, and interact with each other's friends and network!

KARRIE'S general interests include: candles, history, aromatherapy, massages, camping, hot dogs, sleeping, dogs, art, photography, internet, painting, makeup, cloves, cooking, scrapbooking, hanging out with little ones, traveling, 1920's, meeting new people, trying new things,Nip/Tuck, Snowmobiling, Fourwheeling, Fishinng (sic), Camping, Rafting, Snowboarding, Hot Pink Gerber Daisies, Sun Rise, Swedish Fish, Adventure, Traveling, Didgeridoo, Splashing in Puddles, Sushi, Cuddling, Nude Art, Snowflakes, Iccy Hot (sic), Horoscopes, Old Couples Holding Hands, Dimples, Trust, Late Night Phone Calls. That pretty much makes her totally compatible with you.

No wait. Your general interests are "eating dick, wiping off chin, and eating more dick?"

Never mind.

-myspace

NOTE: Just so you know, here are some of Brad Harvey's interests: wood screws, nutella, farming, vodka crans, pooper scoopers, Eliza Dushku, "The Parent Trap," penguins, computer speakers, pizza, Don Knotts, strawberries, skating, lying down, thumbtacks, seagulls, The Dharma Initiative, flavored teas, Corpus Christi, Dr. Feelgood, Ben Latimer, oatmeal, CD-R's, fellowship, urine, beartraps, Sissy Spacek, dungarees, clogging, crystal meth, falling off wolves, hepatitis, backyard wrestling, and K.T. Tunstall.