More Missed Connections From A Dog Park

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the confused Setter licking where your balls used to be

Me: the demure Afghan pretending not to notice you notice me

When our eyes connected, it was like magic. I could feel a whole world of possibility between us up until my master told me it was time to go. I had pooped already anyway!

You: the Jack Russell mix with the smell of cat on you

Me: the shedding (sorry!) Samoyed

I was panting not only because I was hot but because YOU WERE. Where'd you get that physique? It wasn't from running around this cramped, 1/4 acre dog run. Look me up!

You: the mutt with the ball

Me: the purebred Rottweiler with BALLS

You looked like you were into playing games. I am, too. I like fetch, tag, and burying my bone, IF you catch my meaning! Wink wink. But seriously, let's fuck.

KARRIE would like to be added as Joel's friend!

Hi Joel,

KARRIE would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.

By accepting KARRIE as your friend, you will be able to send KARRIE personal messages, view KARRIE's photos and blog, and interact with each other's friends and network!

KARRIE'S general interests include: candles, history, aromatherapy, massages, camping, hot dogs, sleeping, dogs, art, photography, internet, painting, makeup, cloves, cooking, scrapbooking, hanging out with little ones, traveling, 1920's, meeting new people, trying new things,Nip/Tuck, Snowmobiling, Fourwheeling, Fishinng (sic), Camping, Rafting, Snowboarding, Hot Pink Gerber Daisies, Sun Rise, Swedish Fish, Adventure, Traveling, Didgeridoo, Splashing in Puddles, Sushi, Cuddling, Nude Art, Snowflakes, Iccy Hot (sic), Horoscopes, Old Couples Holding Hands, Dimples, Trust, Late Night Phone Calls. That pretty much makes her totally compatible with you.

No wait. Your general interests are "eating dick, wiping off chin, and eating more dick?"

Never mind.

-myspace

NOTE: Just so you know, here are some of Brad Harvey's interests: wood screws, nutella, farming, vodka crans, pooper scoopers, Eliza Dushku, "The Parent Trap," penguins, computer speakers, pizza, Don Knotts, strawberries, skating, lying down, thumbtacks, seagulls, The Dharma Initiative, flavored teas, Corpus Christi, Dr. Feelgood, Ben Latimer, oatmeal, CD-R's, fellowship, urine, beartraps, Sissy Spacek, dungarees, clogging, crystal meth, falling off wolves, hepatitis, backyard wrestling, and K.T. Tunstall.