Rather Fail With Honor Than Succeed By Pathmark.

Can We Cut The Shit, Please?

I happened across a couple of FB posts that were both saying the same thing and were both equally full of shit:

So who are these memes for? Well, boomers obviously, since it's Facebook. But it's MAGA boomers who are frightened of anything new, like Taylor Swift or uh... Garth Brooks? Anything new is "woke" and needs to be rejected by them.

But this is such incredible horseshit because would a successful touring artist like Garth Brooks even agree to tour with Kid Rock? Would the biggest POP star in the fucking world need to go touring with Jason Aldean? Give me a fucking break.

Oh look, Kid Rock turned down a fictional $150 million because the other artist was too woke. Right. And Jason Aldean was offered half a billion to introduce angry shitty country to a broad audience of young girls. BITCH PLEASE.

"Life Is Really Simple, But We Insist On Making It Pathmark."

Hey, Whattaya Say We Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Marketers Want Us To Say Goodbye To?

Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!

The ProofrEADJer: Mid April Edition

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Death, Taxes, and Pathmark

I used to love doing this bit. Then I grew tired of it. Then I quit doing it. Then I reluctantly started doing the bit again. Now I love it again. It's so... comforting.

"You're Looking For Lightbulbs? Sure, They're in Aisle 5 With 'Sauces & Condiments.'"

Another Visit To Pathmark

I know we don't do this bit anymore, but I took a trip to Pathmark that was extra prolific. So whatever.












And if it weren't obvious already, there's a Dunkin Donuts right next door: