And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Whistle Loud With Your Fingers

Here's how to use your fingers to make a really loud whistle:

1) Press the tips of your thumb and forefinger together (like the “OK” sign).

2) Press the tips of your fingers up against the tip of your tongue and curl your tongue back

3) Squeeze the corners of your mouth hard and tight against your thumb and forefinger.

4) Wrap your lips around your fingers to make as small of an opening as possible.

5) BLOW!

And speaking of blow, this one time a corporate client left about 10 grams of "nose candy" in my limo after I drove him to the airport. It's still in my glove compartment! Shhhhh!

Be safe, kids!

UAG

Smecial Dreams Entry

There are only three entries here, but that's enough because there's plenty to unpack here.

KARRIE would like to be added as Joel's friend!

Hi Joel,

KARRIE would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.

By accepting KARRIE as your friend, you will be able to send KARRIE personal messages, view KARRIE's photos and blog, and interact with each other's friends and network!

KARRIE'S general interests include: candles, history, aromatherapy, massages, camping, hot dogs, sleeping, dogs, art, photography, internet, painting, makeup, cloves, cooking, scrapbooking, hanging out with little ones, traveling, 1920's, meeting new people, trying new things,Nip/Tuck, Snowmobiling, Fourwheeling, Fishinng (sic), Camping, Rafting, Snowboarding, Hot Pink Gerber Daisies, Sun Rise, Swedish Fish, Adventure, Traveling, Didgeridoo, Splashing in Puddles, Sushi, Cuddling, Nude Art, Snowflakes, Iccy Hot (sic), Horoscopes, Old Couples Holding Hands, Dimples, Trust, Late Night Phone Calls. That pretty much makes her totally compatible with you.

No wait. Your general interests are "eating dick, wiping off chin, and eating more dick?"

Never mind.

-myspace

NOTE: Just so you know, here are some of Brad Harvey's interests: wood screws, nutella, farming, vodka crans, pooper scoopers, Eliza Dushku, "The Parent Trap," penguins, computer speakers, pizza, Don Knotts, strawberries, skating, lying down, thumbtacks, seagulls, The Dharma Initiative, flavored teas, Corpus Christi, Dr. Feelgood, Ben Latimer, oatmeal, CD-R's, fellowship, urine, beartraps, Sissy Spacek, dungarees, clogging, crystal meth, falling off wolves, hepatitis, backyard wrestling, and K.T. Tunstall.