Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

Every few weeks, HBO Max renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• Dane Cook's Jokeless Comedy Workshop

• Dr. Quinn, Not On Your Insurance

• TODAY with Hoda and the new woman who's not Kathy Lee

• Jennifer Aniston Squinches Up Her Nose

• I Love The "I Love The" Shows

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And here are the shows and movies that HBO Max is taking off their lineup this month:

• The Amazing Race War

• Storage Worse

• Besame Street

• Crimea's Got Talent

• Human Centipede: The Animated Series

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of May 4, 2018

Twitter is a crowded gymnasium where every idiot has a megaphone. Every Twitter user tweets the dumbest and most hateful, racist, ignorant, shockingly stupid statements on the internet, and even they refuse to use the following hashtags. So go ahead and start your own tweet storm with these bad boys:

#Z100isthebest

#arainstickfullofticks

#softtortillayarmulkes

#stillkneedeepinthehoopla

#afterbirthflavoredDoritos

#deepthroatingadidgeradoo

#whattheinsideofaTeletubbysuitsmellslike

#temptofulltimetogettingfiredforsexualharassment

#neverdotherobotdanceincasetheresarealrobotonthedancefloorwhosefeelingsyouwouldhurt

Fresh.

Yesterday, Joel farted into a Ziploc bag to see if it would keep.

It did.

(pictured above, Tom W prepares himself for 40 days and 40 nights of ankle flooding)

KARRIE would like to be added as Joel's friend!

Hi Joel,

KARRIE would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.

By accepting KARRIE as your friend, you will be able to send KARRIE personal messages, view KARRIE's photos and blog, and interact with each other's friends and network!

KARRIE'S general interests include: candles, history, aromatherapy, massages, camping, hot dogs, sleeping, dogs, art, photography, internet, painting, makeup, cloves, cooking, scrapbooking, hanging out with little ones, traveling, 1920's, meeting new people, trying new things,Nip/Tuck, Snowmobiling, Fourwheeling, Fishinng (sic), Camping, Rafting, Snowboarding, Hot Pink Gerber Daisies, Sun Rise, Swedish Fish, Adventure, Traveling, Didgeridoo, Splashing in Puddles, Sushi, Cuddling, Nude Art, Snowflakes, Iccy Hot (sic), Horoscopes, Old Couples Holding Hands, Dimples, Trust, Late Night Phone Calls. That pretty much makes her totally compatible with you.

No wait. Your general interests are "eating dick, wiping off chin, and eating more dick?"

Never mind.

-myspace

NOTE: Just so you know, here are some of Brad Harvey's interests: wood screws, nutella, farming, vodka crans, pooper scoopers, Eliza Dushku, "The Parent Trap," penguins, computer speakers, pizza, Don Knotts, strawberries, skating, lying down, thumbtacks, seagulls, The Dharma Initiative, flavored teas, Corpus Christi, Dr. Feelgood, Ben Latimer, oatmeal, CD-R's, fellowship, urine, beartraps, Sissy Spacek, dungarees, clogging, crystal meth, falling off wolves, hepatitis, backyard wrestling, and K.T. Tunstall.