All the Movies and Shows Named After Apples in Stop 'N Shop

 

In our spare time, we like to peruse the produce at Stop 'n Shop. When we got to the apples, there was this lovely and sorta helpful sign that showed the names of apples and their place on the sweet/tart continuum.

This got us to thinking, which TV shows and movies have already used some of these apple names?

Here they are, according to our research team:

Meanwhile, Back At the Gaslight

"Excuse me, sir."

"Yes?"

"We're ready to order now."

"You already ordered, and you ordered the salads."

"No, we didn't. We've been sitting here for 10 minutes and you never took our order."

"Where did you get a crazy idea like that? I took your order, lady."

"No, I think somehow you're mistaken..."

*SIGH* "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? You ordered the salad but now have second thoughts so you accuse me of never having taken your order. You just can't be straight with me and admit what you're doing."

"We ordered the salad?"

"YES! See? I told you you ordered the salad! Now did you still want dressing on the side like you said or are you going to flake out on me and change that shit, too?"

The ProofrEADJer, End-Of-April Edition

A still from the very excellent web series "High Maintenance:"

And, from ahem... an adult website...

Entropy At Pathmark

The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that in general, the total entropy of any system is always increasing.

EMBRACE THE CHAOS. WHITNEY HOUSTON CD COLLECTION.

Le Return De Racist Appliances!

The Return of Racist Appliances

Racist Appliances!

It's time to check in with the Racist Appliances and see what they've been up to:






Racist appliances!

Special Weekend Entry

EADJ doesn't do this bit anymore, but if you look closely at the banner in this photo on NewYorkTimes.com, you'll see the phrase "WELCOME BACK GOVERNOR" set in the typeface Curlz MT.

Slow down, big guy.

Joel is on vacation, so there's not a ton to report on EADJ.

Except that Joel is planning to go on a 4-day dick eating marathon (pun intended!) in the sunny Florida Keys. Nothing but sun, fun, and huge Florida cock bouncing in the back of Joel's thirsty mouth. Joel has already filled his schedule, so anyone in the Key Largo, Islamorada, Marathon or Big Pine Key area who wants their dicks eaten in a hammock is out of luck. Joel will be staying at the luxurious Sugarloaf Lodge in a poolside villa. Look for the red NO VAGINAS sign on his hut!

(pictured above, some of the C-K expensable meals you can have under $7)