Guess Who Was Spotted in the Latest Episode of South Park

Well, well, well. It appears after three years and no updates, the Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson has decided to appear and join South Park's Season 28 Episode 4 "Turkey Trot".

Welcome back, Mr. Wood!

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This spotted at a local gas station:

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And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto Explains How To Prepare For A Phone Interview

1) Keep your resume in clear view, on the top of your desk, or tape it to the wall near the phone, so it's at your fingertips when you need to answer questions.

2) Have a short list of your accomplishments available to review.

3) Have a pen and paper handy for note taking.

4) Turn call-waiting off, so your call isn't interrupted.

5) If the time isn't convenient, ask if you could talk at another time and suggest some alternatives.

6) Clear the room — evict the kids and the pets. Turn off the stereo and the TV. Close the door.

7) If you have a landline, use that instead of your cell phone. That way, you'll eliminate the possibility of poor reception or dropped calls.

And speaking of "dropped," if I'm pulling my limo up to your destination (say, a casino) to drop you off, please don't act like a hot shot and try to roll out before I've come to a complete stop- it's extremely dangerous and you'll usually tumble out like a jackass in front of everyone there. Be safe, kids.

This Week of EADJ Was Brought To You With Limited Commercial Interruption By Yunker CoQ10 Supplement

"Hey, you're not getting any Yunker."

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Update Your Email Address In LinkedIn

To change the primary email address for your LinkedIn account:

1. Click the 'Settings' link at the top of the home page after logging into your account.
2. Click 'Email Addresses' under Personal Information.
3. On the 'Email Addresses' page, click the 'Add email address' button.
4. Enter the new email address.
5. Click 'Add Email Address'.
When you receive the confirmation message at the new email address:
1. Click the confirmation link in that message.
2. You will be taken to a web page on the LinkedIn site.
3. Click 'Confirm'.
4. Sign in to your account using the new email address.
5. The new email address will be confirmed and can be used to sign in to your account.
To make the new email address your primary email address for all LinkedIn communications, return to the 'Email Address' page, select the new address, and click 'Make Primary'. 

And speaking of confirming, when hiring a town car, the reason we call you back after you make a reservation is to make sure you're not a bunch of rich teenagers looking to hire a limo just so they can drink underage. I'm talking to you, group of kids with the 425 area code.

EADJ Crappinema In The Wild

Pictured below: Hulu Plus features the previously-reviewed "Happy The Littlest Bunny" alongside "Reservoir Dogs."

There something perfectly normal about this association.

Entropy At Pathmark

The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that in general, the total entropy of any system is always increasing.

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