25 Days of Hallmark Movies: An Exclusive EADJ Month-Long Event

EADJ is proud to announce 25 DAYS OF HALLMARK MOVIES. The Hallmark Channel has shat out so many sappy Christmas movies in the last few years, that we would be remiss to watch a good portion of this quality programming and give our two cents.

So this is ambitious: On EVERY day leading up to Christmas, we will be watching and reviewing a cheesy Christmas movie, starting with Lifetime's recent "A Very Merry Toy Store" starring Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez:

Two rival toy shop owners reluctantly join forces when an unscrupulous toy magnate opens a box store in their town.

We will judge all movies by 1) cinematic merit and 2) Christmas-y cheer.

Happy Holidays, EADJ readers! Who needs sleep, anyway?

The Return of Racist Appliances

CUBBY HOLE!!!!!!

So the previous owner of our house in Jersey left all sorts of bullshit before vacating, like pelican-shaped planters and BOWLING BALLS in the garden. Makes me wonder why he left in such a hurry. I mean, we got free rakes and a wet/dry vac out of it, but I'm also wondering if that guy was on the lam.


So in one of the bedrooms, I opened a storage space above a closet for the first time. And lo and behold, it had a bunch of junk left in it.









I guess most interesting was the two old 35mm cameras the owner left. They're decent but not expensive-looking in the least.


One of the cameras still had FILM left in it. Holy fucking shit, we are DEVELOPING this bad boy!