EADJ hopes you have a fun and safe Halloween.
• ask a parent to check all apples for razor blades BEFORE throwing them at the house that gave you fruit for Trick or Treat
• check all furry costumes for ticks afterwards
• any candy corn that gets stuck in someone's nostril is par for the course with this family
• if Three Musketeers bars start tasting good to you, that's only because your tastes have gotten worse
• Guess what I'm dressed as. Guess. No, not that. Guess again.
• drive drunk safely since there are kids on the streets tonight
