EADJ Selections From the Sharper Image Catalog

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Yes, There Is A 2016 Update To The Shorter, Fatter Version Of Scott Peterson, Featuring the Original Cast

By the way, Disney now owns the reboot rights to T.S.F.V.O.S.P.

And second by the way, here is the "lightning in a bottle" that Todd was talking about, from an EADJ entry back in March 5, 2007.

The ProofrEADJer, October Haven't-Figured-Out-What-Your-Halloween-Costume-Is-But-There's-Still-Time Edition

UAG

Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy.

W.H.A.T.?

Spotted in a subway platform magazine stand, F.E.D.S. (Finally Every Dimension Of The Streets) Magazine, whose editors apparently have never written pithy headlines for magazine covers before, unless that's pretty much the entire gist of Kenneth Waller's story. Frankly, I think they just copied the first sentence of each article.