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Spotted on a religious pamphlet during a morning walk:

Jesus Christ. Played simultaneously by Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth.

The Answers To Tomorrow's Episode of "Spin That Button" Game Show

1) Niels Bohr

2) Yes

3) 6

4) The Princess Bride

5) Cooties

6) U.S. Representative Maria Elvira Salazar

7) Georges Danton

8) Quisp

9) Steve Harwell

10) Trundle beds

Maybe the leg warmers just fell over time.

Shopping for a new hat often involves wearing a hat you don't particularly care about.

The rest of the ensemble is *chef's kiss*.

I'm guessing two roommates in the middle of a slumber party suddenly remembered they needed a popcorn machine, band aids and a 2-Liter of lemonade.

Are You Shitting Me?

An actual ad on Facebook uses footage of climbing Jan. 6 rioters to advertise some shitty grip trainers. Fuck you Facebook, and fuck you Gripzilla!

Today We Ask Skeletor If He Feels Like An Asshole In That Thing

Skeletor, do you feel like an asshole in that thing?