Newest Guests Added to VidCon 2025 in Savannah, Georgia

VidCon is back and with it a slew of influencers, podcasters and online personalities, all eager to meet and greet their followers. Here are the latest guests added to the live event:

• Conte crayon master SMEARNOFF will create a live portrait of actress Jennifer Lawrence, who will not be attending

• Jack Dorsey launches a rebooted version of Vine, will speak for 8 seconds

• The guy who animates Cocomelon content will speak about his close relationship with Satan

• Former fiancees and influencers Catherine Wilkes-Haggarty and Gumble Ranceforth Distinguish will reunite briefly for a shared branded content video before never speaking to each other again

• That French chef that makes everything out of chocolate will carve a bust of every single attendee to VidCon. You laugh, but that motherfucker can do it.

"The Magic of Cakes", My Ass

 A birthday candle display at a nearby DQ trumpets "The Magic of Cakes":

Kind of an overpromise, ya think, DQ? Cakes are great, but let's be realistic here.

• Have cakes ever significantly canceled student debt in any part of the country?

• No cakes in the past 50 years have ever de-escalated a hostage situation.

• Fish: Yummy; Fish cakes: I'll pass

• In 99.99% of marriages that have ended up failing, a cake was at the wedding.

• Firearms ballistics experts have calculated that even the thickest layer cake cannot stop a .38 bullet.

Rather Fail With Honor Than Succeed By Pathmark.

UAG