"Life Is Really Simple, But We Insist On Making It Pathmark."

The Hosts of the Show "Love It Or List It" Love Or List a Bunch of Stuff

We asked Hilary Farr and David Visentin—hosts of the wildly popular HGTV show "Love It Or List It"—to love or list some things that are not real estate:

• bandanas: LOVE IT

• magnetic poetry kits: LIST IT

• Anya Taylor-Joy: LOVE IT

• Qdoba burritos: LIST IT

• The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard controversy: LIST IT

• Low impact workouts: LOVE IT

• Hats that are too big for you: LOVE IT

• Hats that are too small for you: LIST IT

• Any flavor of Cheerios beside the classic: LIST IT

• Andy Dick: LOVE IT*

• The poetry of Thomas Hardy vs. his novels: LOVE IT

*NewsRadio performances only

25 Days of Hallmark Movies: Day 14: "The Christmas Trap" Starring Colin Lawrence and Lucia Walters

This Hallmark Lifetime Christmas movie was a gift. Because I didn't know it was only 10 minutes long before watching it. Bingo, bango, day 14 out the door:

Plot summary: "When a couple on the brink of divorce gets stuck in an elevator together on Christmas Eve, both think this will be a nightmare. But surprisingly, the Christmas music brings back memories, the gifts they have just shopped for spark a flame, and a misunderstanding from a Christmas past is resolved. As the elevator crew works overtime to rescue them, they realize where they went wrong and rekindle a love that had never really died."

Romance Factor: 5 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 4 out of 10

Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 00:10:00

UAG

EADJ Etiquette Center

A new segment on manners by EADJ.


Etiquette Tip: Too often these days, if you see someone you know in the hallway or on the elevator at work, they ask "How are you?" and you say, "Fine, how are you?" and for some reason (maybe they haven't been paying attention), they say "Fine, how are you?" a second time, which is really infuriating.

In the cases where they ask you a second time how you are, it is acceptable to just say "Cunt." We even ran this by Miss Manners, and she was cool with it.

Let's Thump the Bottom of the EADJ Mail Sack To Get Ketchup Out!

Spotted by J'Net in Chinatown:



I guess it's understandable seeing how there are ducks hanging in the adjacent window. But still, how awkward.