The ProofrEADJer: End of September Edition

Can We Cut The Shit, Please?

I happened across a couple of FB posts that were both saying the same thing and were both equally full of shit:

So who are these memes for? Well, boomers obviously, since it's Facebook. But it's MAGA boomers who are frightened of anything new, like Taylor Swift or uh... Garth Brooks? Anything new is "woke" and needs to be rejected by them.

But this is such incredible horseshit because would a successful touring artist like Garth Brooks even agree to tour with Kid Rock? Would the biggest POP star in the fucking world need to go touring with Jason Aldean? Give me a fucking break.

Oh look, Kid Rock turned down a fictional $150 million because the other artist was too woke. Right. And Jason Aldean was offered half a billion to introduce angry shitty country to a broad audience of young girls. BITCH PLEASE.

More Missed Connections From A Dog Park

The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: the confused Setter licking where your balls used to be

Me: the demure Afghan pretending not to notice you notice me

When our eyes connected, it was like magic. I could feel a whole world of possibility between us up until my master told me it was time to go. I had pooped already anyway!

You: the Jack Russell mix with the smell of cat on you

Me: the shedding (sorry!) Samoyed

I was panting not only because I was hot but because YOU WERE. Where'd you get that physique? It wasn't from running around this cramped, 1/4 acre dog run. Look me up!

You: the mutt with the ball

Me: the purebred Rottweiler with BALLS

You looked like you were into playing games. I am, too. I like fetch, tag, and burying my bone, IF you catch my meaning! Wink wink. But seriously, let's fuck.

The ProofrEADJer: July Edition

Uh, I think it's hurtle, CNN.