Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every few weeks, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• Joe Rogan Endorses Trump and Dares You To Eat a Tarantula

• America's Got Cirrhosis

• Boring Police Procedural With Tits

• To Catch a Predator To Corner Them and Sell Them Amway Products

• Young, Beautiful, Teenage Vampires With Stupid Problems

• 2027 LSAT Prep Review, hosted by Kim Kardashian

• Donkey Ass: The Series

And here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dumb Influencers Arguing About Fuck-All

• Space Janitors

• The Mandalorian and Tofu

• Shimmy Shimmy Ya, Shimmy Yam, Shimmy Yay

• Disney's Re-Animated Version of the Live Action Version of the Animated Movie

• Reboot of show "Reboot"

• Ice Road Fuckers

Don't Do This.

I saw this happen in the Target parking lot and could've believe it.

A woman with a toddler WALKS TOWARD a goose in the parking lot.

Let me repeat that. She WILLINGLY GOT CLOSER to a wild goose. WITH HER SMALL CHILD.

Lady, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOOSE IN REAL LIFE BEFORE.

THEY WILL ATTACK YOU AND YOUR BABY WITHOUT REMORSE. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PETTING ZOO. WHY ARE YOU GETTING CLOSER.

I honked my horn as a warning but I don't think the mother figured out she was in danger. And the goose was unbothered by it all, thank God. Stupid people, man.

The ProofrEADJer: Total End of July Edition

Misuse of a contraction. 10 yard penalty. Possession, Steelers.

Bruce Willis Still Can't Believe He's In Movies

"What? We're finishing this trilogy now? Okay, I guess."

"If you told me 10 years ago I'd be in a movie with THE Cole Hauser, I wouldn't believe you."

"Okay, I put the hat on. You happy? Where's my paycheck?"

"Mark-Paul Gosselaar? Okay, sharing billing with Zack Morris from 'Saved By The Bell' is all you need to know about my film career now."

"Do you want me to look intense over here, or..."

"... over here? I can do both. Heck, use one each for a different movie– I don't give a shit."

Buyer Beware: Facebook Quilt Scam

Never buy a quilt from a Facebook ad.

Chances are it's just a Photoshopped quilt using the same template.

Same background, same quilt shape, same folded lower right corner.

Once you know it's a template, it's easy to spot everywhere.

Sometimes scammers will add a quilted texture to help make it more realistic.

Some of these designs are admittedly pretty cool, too.

And some are fucking godawful.

But either way, save your money and keep scrolling. Or knit your own quilt, you lazy Facebooking asshole.

Oh, also keep an eye out for this nice lady. She's another quilt scam template.

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