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EADJ Non-Curse Week Begins

Some EADJ readers have grumbled about this blog's "unnecessary use" of profanity.

Now, we could simply retort with a wonderful string of expletives, but that's exactly what they'd want. That's why we've decided to accept their challenge and make this week completely free of four letter words and off-color language.

Come to think of it, why are these readers surprised to read profanities from a blog named "Eat a D*ck?" What the wu-wu hoover skipants are they thinking?

Man, this week is gonna SUCK.

Joel's Dicklance Story Leak FOUND!

"Admittedly, I was the one who broke this rumor to the tabloids. Coinciding with my departure is an overall creative department need to up their dick-eating quotient as a team. I’m not saying whether Joel’s name was the first one tossed (salad), but you can probably draw your own conclusions. Will Joel return? Only Ayana knows for sure. And the man in the Michigan Avenue penthouse. And Grape Ape."

-Andrew Gall