Advertising Synergy!

Found in a package of Easy Einstein Water Balloons, a tip-in brochure for JEWELRY. Whaaa?

An advertisement for the Sterling Collections Infinite Love Ring, a romantic piece festooned with 22 hand-set cubic zirconia gems, along with a ring sizer diagram.

On top of that, it asks you to MAIL IN YOUR ORDER of $10 and $6.99 postage to a P.O. Box like it's the 1970s. Who is this for? And who is reading this ad a mere seconds before being beaned by 100 water balloons?

EADJ Non-Curse Week Begins

Some EADJ readers have grumbled about this blog's "unnecessary use" of profanity.

Now, we could simply retort with a wonderful string of expletives, but that's exactly what they'd want. That's why we've decided to accept their challenge and make this week completely free of four letter words and off-color language.

Come to think of it, why are these readers surprised to read profanities from a blog named "Eat a D*ck?" What the wu-wu hoover skipants are they thinking?

Man, this week is gonna SUCK.