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A Musical Entry

♫ Summit, Summit, Summit Thai... ♫ 

This name tag for an "Alba" at Subway= Albaway

♫ When somebody loves you, it's no good unless he loves you... Albaway ♫

♫ Total Wine... love isn't always on time... ♫

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-June Edition

Some Year-End Benefits For AMC Stubs Rewards Members

AMC is making moviegoing fun for the end of 2018! Here are the latest perks and pluses you can look forward to as a holder of the AMC Stubs Rewards card!

• Free 14" popcorn ball for adults

• Free refill of nasty vanilla Diet Coke

• A free pre-worn pair of velvet Stubs slippers for your feet that you'll have to return once you've finished the movie. You can't keep them.

• Free fart quilt

• Special pair of 5D glasses that let you see every frame of the movie at once from all angles

• A nice, special seat to park that fine ass of yours– whooooo girl

• Free collabo track with either Pitbull or Sia (your choice)

• Special headset for the attention-span-impaired that yells the plot of the movie in your ears

• Cabbage

• Free endangered giraffe semen for virility and energy (China AMCs only)

• If you're too tired to drive home after the movie, we will FedEx you

The ProofrEADJer, Latter Half of Black History Month Edition

This one submitted by an "Andrew Gall" of Seattle, WA:

And this organizational chart by Kanye West is chock full of typos.

Click to enlarge:

EADJ Entertainment News Exclusive: Robin Thicke

It's probably no secret now that R&B singer Robin Thicke has parted ways with his wife Paula Patton and has VERY PUBLICLY apologized to her in the form of a concept album entitled "Paula."

With his head bowed in penance on the album cover, and with song titles like "Get Her Back," "Still Madly Crazy," "Love Can Grow Back," and "Jesus Christ, Woman, How Many Times (Do I Have To Apologize)?" Robin Thicke bares his soul and actually gets some pretty good material out of his situation.

One can only wonder what kind of material Thicke would have worked with if they hadn't split…

Here's the latest song off the album, "Get Her Back:"

Song List From The New Broadway Production of "Rocky"

For years here at EADJ, we have been known as THE source for Broadway news, gossip and opinion. And we recently received a sneak-peek setlist of the songs that will be performed in the soon-to-be-short-lived Broadway production of "Rocky." Look for these catchy tunes when you attend this blockbuster show:

Yo
Egg Yolk Smoothie
Rambling Exposition / Hey Philadelphia
Your Stupid Hat (Adrian's Song)
Punching Beef
Why Is Popeye My Trainer
Gonna Sing Now
Apollo's Creed
Cut My Eyes (I Can't See)
Yo (Reprise)
No Sequels... Not

The EADJ Crappinema Presents: "The Suburbans"

 

I love Will Ferrell. And I love boobies. So, naturally, I jumped at the chance to watch all three on this little known gem from 1999: "The Suburbans." It's the story of Jennifer Love Hewitt as a record label manager who stages a comeback for the one-hit wonder 80's band, The Suburbans. Pretty promising premise for a comedy, right? Right.

The thing that goes wrong here- pretty much all the way through- is that this is not about the band at all, but about one member and the relationship with his wife. And that one band member is not Will Ferrell. And it's not very funny.

 

So much about this movie is about the one guy and his wife, and there are so many unfunny reaction shots of his face, that I'm going to float out a theory: that actor is the director. I base this assumption on four clues: 

 

 

 

 

Overall grade: F