Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Eat a Dick, Cheney.

New EADJ Segment: DVD Freestyle!

When we're not spending weeks and weeks watching shitty movies for an EADJ Crappinema segment, sometimes we watch random promo DVDs that either come in the mail or are included in boxes with appliances. Or we just find them at bus stops. Grab some popcorn. Today we're going to watch four random DVDs: 

• The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

• The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

• The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

• The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

The DRIcore Subfloor Installation DVD

The Dorm Room Diet Workout DVD

The Garden Groom Instructional DVD

The Fagor Pressure Cooker DVD

A Brief Status Of What Mall Kiosk Attendants Are Doing

The following is an accurate account of what Pria, attendant at Phone Phun at Berkeley Heights Mall, PA did while working on November 6, 2012 from 1:34pm - 1:40pm:

• picked nose

• straightened the rack of ugly dayglo bedazzled iPhone covers

• adjusted sweater

• adjusted bra strap (left)

• smiled at old woman who wasn't even looking at her

• hummed the theme to "SWAT"

• grabbed crotch/looked around to see if anyone was watching

• alphabetized the lanyards

• lifted right leg to squeeze one out

The following is an accurate account of what Donovan, attendant at That's My Mug! at Berkeley Heights Mall, PA did while working on November 6, 2012 from 2:14pm - 2:28pm:

• played Angry Birds

• nodded to the attendee of the FLYING THINGS kiosk nearby

• did that thing where you flick your cheek to make a "waterdrop" noise

• straightened row of personalized mugs

• considered having a Cavatini from Pizza Hut for lunch

• straightened row of blank mugs that have yet to be personalized

• said the word "shit" to himself

• thought about Alyson Hannigan

• played Plants Vs. Zombies

• scratched ear

• thought about those new Hobbit movies

• shat himself

UAG

A Find Like No Other

Ah, payphones. We've covered before how they're essentially New York's urinals, and that you can find a variety of wonderful treasures in them on any day.







The other week, however, while walking to a burrito place for lunch, I happened to glance into a set of payphones, when I saw a series of discarded paintings. One of which would change my life forever:



I have no idea who dumped this work of art here. This thing isn't signed by the artist. But I think it's easy to say that THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER FOUND.

It is now sitting in my office at work. That's right.


Thank you, random artist! I'll treasure it forever, or at least until HR makes me remove it!