Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Pizza Roll Battles

• CSI: Misdemeanors and Traffic Violations

• Virtual Thong

• Endless Scrolling Lorem Ipsum

• DOOF! A Congressional Story

• Fuck That: Dumb Dares VIII

• E/R Stomach Pump Stories

• Your Horoscope And Why It's All Bullshit

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Grazed Nuts (Owww!)

• Deez Ecuadorians

• Viking Skullfuckers

• Hanna Barbera's Anthropomorphized Farm Animals

• Commie Lezbo & the Green Deal Pinko Abortionists

• My Dick (Close Captioned)

• 3D Hocking A Loogie Inches From Your Little Brother's Face

EADJ Non-Curse Week Begins

Some EADJ readers have grumbled about this blog's "unnecessary use" of profanity.

Now, we could simply retort with a wonderful string of expletives, but that's exactly what they'd want. That's why we've decided to accept their challenge and make this week completely free of four letter words and off-color language.

Come to think of it, why are these readers surprised to read profanities from a blog named "Eat a D*ck?" What the wu-wu hoover skipants are they thinking?

Man, this week is gonna SUCK.