Introducing AMC Stubs Events!

Members of the AMC Stubs Rewards program will be happy to know that AMC now offers exciting new in-theatre events. Check your local theatre for these upcoming events:

• Pajama Day

• Throw A Dildo At a Kevin James Movie Day

• We Fill the Entire Theatre with Popcorn So You Can Swim

• Possible Craigslist Drug Dealing Hookup

• Movie Trivia Rap Cypher

• Pretend To Be Interested in a Live Opera Feed

• Everybody Fuck

• AMC Employee Job Fair

Here Are The Latest Successfully Funded Kickstarter Projects

Kickstarter has helped hundreds of small businesses get off the ground through the magic of crowdfunding. Here now are the latest projects that have successfully received enough funding:

• Pogs made from Naan bread

• Feet for pajamas without feet so that they're pajamas with feet 

• Piñatas in the shape of those motherfuckers at "Shark Tank" that didn't fund your last business idea

• A women's magazine that's written in the voice of your last scuzzy boyfriend

• A radical drink holder for skateboarders

• A yoga book that shows people putting off yoga class for another week

• Sarcastic stop signs

UAG

The Hosts of the Show "Love It Or List It" Love Or List a Bunch of Stuff

We asked Hilary Farr and David Visentin—hosts of the wildly popular HGTV show "Love It Or List It"—to love or list some things that are not real estate:

• bandanas: LOVE IT

• magnetic poetry kits: LIST IT

• Anya Taylor-Joy: LOVE IT

• Qdoba burritos: LIST IT

• The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard controversy: LIST IT

• Low impact workouts: LOVE IT

• Hats that are too big for you: LOVE IT

• Hats that are too small for you: LIST IT

• Any flavor of Cheerios beside the classic: LIST IT

• Andy Dick: LOVE IT*

• The poetry of Thomas Hardy vs. his novels: LOVE IT

*NewsRadio performances only

Six Lies Told By The Sky Zone Trampoline Park Brochure

1) You just got put on a federal watch list for looking at this photo.

2) It's not really "foam" so much as it is "Joy dishwashing soap blown from a leaf blower."

3) That girl isn't sorry that she just chucked a Jart into that boy's back.

4) The Sky Zone Trampoline Service also doubles as a package sorting facility for UPS.

5) If you read the online waiver closely, you'll see it's just the lyrics to Boston's "Amanda."

6) The lockers are available but are stuffed with the nerds that were eliminated in trampoline-dodge ball.

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"Six Lies Revisited" is a live action dramatic reading of all the previous entries of "Six Lies Told," performed by veteran actors Angela Lansbury and Leslie Jordan at the Arcola Theatre in London's West End. The show will run from January 12 to March 31. Tickets are $3.50 each and come with a drink coupon.

The ProofrEADJer: Is It Still August? Edition

"Butt red." LOL

The ProofrEADJer & The Case of the Missing T, E, I, T, C, and the Swapped A For an E.

Let's Add Soy Sauce To The EADJ Mail Sack Even Though The Waiter Told Us It Didn't Need It!

Submitted by Jason Rogers via MMS, a brand of microbrew that really speaks to me:


That is one happy looking sprig of hops.

I thought about saving this for the EADJ Pun Cops, but gah.

Delightful!

Spotted on the NJ Transit train this morning, a man absolutely exhilarated by the Lifestyle section of the paper.





Bravo, Garfield! Good show!

OMG! EADJ!

Of all the upcoming Super Bowl ads being leaked onto the net, the most surprising is a campaign that Ogilvy & Mather did for Twizzlers. It features Joel eating Twizzler after Twizzler to some music by The Killers. Then there's an art card at the end that says "Eat a Twizzler, Joel!™"

EADJ's lawyers have already contacted O&M New York to serve them a cease and desist letter. Meanwhile, Joel refuses to answer his door to any reporter or media outlet unless they have dick.

(pictured above, beloved Kentucky Derby winner Shaquille O' Neal was put down today after complications from a broken leg.)

**UPDATE** Sources close to Dean report that all of the Hyatt Place work done over the weekend has been brutally killed and that a new creative brief is to be rejiggered. Stay tuned for another briefing photo soon...