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The Joel Angel Project: Nonupdate

An anonymous EADJ reader left a comment on yesterday's post, wondering where a second magic trick from Joel will be posted, seeing how it's almost the end of the year, and the last time Joel posted a trick was on January 24.

Well, dear reader, your guess is as good as mine. Although we averted the Mayan end of the world, we are all nearing the deadline for the government's "fiscal cliff" discussions and EADJ's Joel Angel Project. Hopefully President Obama and the Congressional Republicans can come to the agreement that Joel needs to post another goddamned magic trick posthaste, since we're only days away from disaster.

Iko Iko Eat a Dick

A furious argument between Joel and his chimp servant resulted in a shutdown of internet access for the entire apartment complex. Mrs. Jannis downstairs complained that she was busy reading plot summaries for "Passions" when it shut down. Jimmy and Duncan in 3A were chatting with whores on the True® dating network. Bryan Dixon was updating his myspace page for the 8,644,301st time, adding some photos of some city in the Czech Republic. I forget which.

Joel and his chimp servant apologized to most of the complex. Except for old Mr. Fischer, who has yet to give Joel back his dick bowl from that potluck dinner.

(pictured above, Emily S rubs her strep ass all over the Café Kriv)

OMG! EADJ!

Of all the upcoming Super Bowl ads being leaked onto the net, the most surprising is a campaign that Ogilvy & Mather did for Twizzlers. It features Joel eating Twizzler after Twizzler to some music by The Killers. Then there's an art card at the end that says "Eat a Twizzler, Joel!™"

EADJ's lawyers have already contacted O&M New York to serve them a cease and desist letter. Meanwhile, Joel refuses to answer his door to any reporter or media outlet unless they have dick.

(pictured above, beloved Kentucky Derby winner Shaquille O' Neal was put down today after complications from a broken leg.)

**UPDATE** Sources close to Dean report that all of the Hyatt Place work done over the weekend has been brutally killed and that a new creative brief is to be rejiggered. Stay tuned for another briefing photo soon...