Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu's schedule this month:

• We Retell the Classics With Emojis Because The Kids Seem To Like It

• Baron Tumid & Lady Clenched

• Game Show: Guess Our WiFi Password!

• An 8 Hour Fully-Restored and Remastered Documentary on Candlebox

• Dingaling Hygiene

• Jake Crackity's News Quarter Hour

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing this month:

• Nothing But Podcast Program Notes

• Napkin Folding Documentary by a Clearly Schizophrenic Woman

• The 2021 Gender-Swapped Porky's

• Some Pawn Shop Scumbags Ripping Off Old People

• Drag Queen Ninja Course Challenge

• 4 Hours of Footage of Divorced Men Trying To Assemble IKEA Furniture

• Cock! The Making of the Smash Hit Musical

Swimming Trunks Was Happy

Swimming Trunks was happy.

Soda Can Top showed off his new afro.

Power Strip was scandalized.

Church Door celebrated both Christmas and dia de los Muertos.

And Crawl Space had a HIDDEN GUEST. TUN TUN TUUUUUUUN!

OMG! EADJ!

Of all the upcoming Super Bowl ads being leaked onto the net, the most surprising is a campaign that Ogilvy & Mather did for Twizzlers. It features Joel eating Twizzler after Twizzler to some music by The Killers. Then there's an art card at the end that says "Eat a Twizzler, Joel!™"

EADJ's lawyers have already contacted O&M New York to serve them a cease and desist letter. Meanwhile, Joel refuses to answer his door to any reporter or media outlet unless they have dick.

(pictured above, beloved Kentucky Derby winner Shaquille O' Neal was put down today after complications from a broken leg.)

**UPDATE** Sources close to Dean report that all of the Hyatt Place work done over the weekend has been brutally killed and that a new creative brief is to be rejiggered. Stay tuned for another briefing photo soon...