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From the Book of Dumbass: 24:7

Programming Lineup Changes at Hulu

The following shows and movies will be ADDED TO the Hulu streaming service this month:

• The Equalizer On The Stereo That Dad Keeps Telling You Not To Mess With

• Fatal Stunt Bloopers

• Saved By The Bell: Remote Learning Generation

• Moms Who Get Off Their Ass And Dance For Once

• Boring Woodworking Show Where No One Cuts Off An Arm

The following shows and movies will be REMOVED FROM the Hulu streaming service this month:

• The Step-By-Step Guide To Hacking Your Laptop To Get Free Hulu Forever

• CNN Town Hall with Psychopathic Racist Murderer Who's Running For Public Office

• PBS Anthropological Nudity

• The Married Bachelor

• Antarctica's Got Talent

The Grass Is Greener Where You Pathmark It

Before There Was Daft Punk, There Was...

Now Available at Target

New ORGANIC Lunchables: For parents who care for their kids, but not enough to not give them Lunchables!

A Copywriter Gets Too Clever For an In-Store Sign at CVS

"Strive to underachieve." Meaning, try to have a cold for less than 7 to 10 days.

So a roundabout way to say take better care of yourself. 

So buying CVS cold relief products will help you "underachieve" compared to duration of the average cold.

WHY AM I SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON THIS SIGN THAT NOBODY READS?

Info Wars Conspiracies That Turned Out To Be True

In their years of spouting hateful screeds and wack-a-doodle conspiracies, Info Wars has occasionally gotten some things right. Here are a few examples:

• 3 of the 5 members of *NSYNC are in fact Lizard People (not Justin)

• 9 Volt batteries have been proven to cause AIDS in RC cars

• Yes, radon detectors are just devices for actor Jeff Bridges to spy on everyone

• The Battle of Bunker Hill never happened and was a false flag op, historians now say.

• Actress Suzanne Somers was a Kremlin operative, eventually replaced by a convincing android

• All if the Beatles are alive on the International Space Station, and they HATE you