Programming Lineup Changes at Hulu

The following shows and movies will be ADDED TO the Hulu streaming service this month:

• The Equalizer On The Stereo That Dad Keeps Telling You Not To Mess With

• Fatal Stunt Bloopers

• Saved By The Bell: Remote Learning Generation

• Moms Who Get Off Their Ass And Dance For Once

• Boring Woodworking Show Where No One Cuts Off An Arm

The following shows and movies will be REMOVED FROM the Hulu streaming service this month:

• The Step-By-Step Guide To Hacking Your Laptop To Get Free Hulu Forever

• CNN Town Hall with Psychopathic Racist Murderer Who's Running For Public Office

• PBS Anthropological Nudity

• The Married Bachelor

• Antarctica's Got Talent

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EADJ Pun Police

What's all this here then? I'm patrolling the streets for that most heinous, most egregious of misdemeanors, the bloody pun. And let me tell you, guv'nor, this job is not for you sensitive nancies. Wot?


Oh, bugger. That's a terrible one, eh? Dwayne Johnson himself falling victim to an easy play on words, wot? Oy, come back here! Don't you run from me! Stop!


"Peelin' lucky?" Because you bloody peel the game pieces off to play the dodgy McDonald's sweepstakes thingy? Terrible, Mr. Monopoly. I'm going to have to write you a citation for...wait! You can't run from me, you hear? Come back here! *blows whistle*


Not so much a 'groaner' as it is just limp and tired. Not even worth my time, really. Carry on, luv.


Augh! That one really burned me in me front bits! Awful, just awful! Must beat it back with me bobby stick! Hey, come back here! You are running away from me right now!


What a load of codswallop. That's not even how you really pronounce 'phuket,' so you can't really count that one as a pun. Not in the traditional sense.


Ghastly! Two awful bloody puns in the same place! *blows whistle* Come back here! There's no excuse for "Britney Spares!" It doesn't even make sense! Stop! Police!

I'm Not the Target.

Spotted on Third Avenue: A poster for "Pop Your Panties, with Paris, Nicole & Lindsay," an original music video short playing at the ImaginAsian Theater. Yeah.

Can you not get enough celebrity coverage of a bunch of useless Hollywood vag? Do you miss seeing music videos? Do you want to get out of the house for one night to get your eardrums raped for charity? Then come on down to the ImaginAsian Theater!

The top of the poster bills Ashley Michaelsen as Paris, Tiffany Lee as Nicole, and Kimberly Magness as Lindsay in the video short, but further down Zelma Davis is Paris, Cricket is Nicole, and Susanne Depperman is Lindsay performing "Plastic Paris."

More info at PopYourPanties.com

Or see the bizarre country music video here!

Or buy the music video for your iPhone on iTunes!

Or shoot yourself in the eye!

Piss-Awful Vegas Act #1