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Some More Terrible But Available Porn Names

Welcome to the porn industry! You probably have a lot of questions but we need to take care of a couple things first. First of all, before we get you fluffed, you'll need to pick a porn name. Here's a fishing hat full of porn names. You can help yourself to any of them, but fair warning– a lot of these suck:

Him

Unger Arms

Helmut Polisher

Hugh Lu

Dan Yankees

Pubicus Ainsworth

Her

Vermina Urine

Aunt Tifa

Pam Frites

Annette Flix

Carmen Sandy Anus

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

More mixtape covers that make you go, hmmmm:

"Before I take the picture, would you like to watch 'Emily In Paris' on Netflix with me?"

This looks like a used cheeseburger wrapper but I like it.

Oh thank goodness I snagged the deluxe edition, or else I'd be stuck with crap.

Tony Stark's old Iron Man suits are being chopped and blinged out over at West Coast Customs. 

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying a margarita.

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying cocaine.