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Coming Soon To The EADJ Crappinema: "Gooby"

Prejudice is a terrible thing. So when I first saw the poster and then the following trailer for the "family friendly" movie "Gooby," I was automatically filled with revulsion and convinced that this story of a friendless kid learning life lessons from an imaginary bear would be a well meaning but shit-awful turd of a movie.

But that's the very definition of prejudice, isn't it? "Pre-judging" something before that something has the opportunity to completely show you how bad it is on its own.

I now hereby withhold all judgement of this hideous, dead-eyed "monster-type" E.T. ripoff until I see it in its entirety. Soon, bitches.

Success!

Today the salad dressing dude (picture above) called me "Sir!"

This is what I was wearing:


MANLY!

J'Net Corrupts My Parents

At a restaurant named "Sir Walter Raleigh" in Greenbelt, Maryland, J'Net and my brother Jay describe something unspeakable- and not surprisingly, online- to my Mom and Dad.