The ProofrEADJer: End of August Edition

Plus two comic book ones:

The ProofrEADJer: October Edition

Someone's proofreader must've drouped out of school:

 

Bruce Willis's Inner Dialogue Based On Movie Posters

"Survive the Night? If I can survive this shoot without undercooked food in the craft service, I'll be happy."

"I'm sure this Chad Michael Murray fellow is a lovely person, but when did he and I get joined at the fucking hip?"

"THAT'S the title of the movie? Fine, whatever. As long as the check clears."

"Now I really don't get this title. And I'm a cop in this one? Is this a romance? No? Shit."

"I remember being in a Seagrams Golden Wine Cooler commercial with Sharon Stone. Those were the days."

"This is kind of fun. Sci-fi. This other guy seems familiar, too. We're acting on green screen? Shit."

"Please help me. I don't want to be in movies anymore. Not even good ones."

Matt's Audience Awaits

from Matt G's Facebook Wall:

Guess Who Doesn't Care Anymore Now That He's Leaving?

Come to think of it, Matt has been pretty short with me lately.

Btw, lots of requests for a final installment of "What Matt Thinks" and possibly a series finale to the ABC TV program "Brynn 'nn Matt."

What Matt Thinks 6: Going Through The Motions

We are so mature.

What Matt Thinks: The Short Knight

On his resumé, Matt lists one of his interests as art. So we exposed him to some poetry.


Click here to read the poem.

What Matt Thinks 4: Seed of Shorty

This time around, Matt passes judgment on a new release.



Matt added later: "She should have some discipline and stop recording music."

What Matt Thinks 3: The Return of the King

What Matt Thinks 2: Matt Harder

Matt is speechless. Perhaps because he is in love, no?

A Richness of Embarrassment

Due to the understandably overwhelming success of "What Matt Thinks," people are crawling out of the woodwork, asking to contribute to EADJ. Brynn wants her own video EADJ segment. Beth (pictured above), an avid Brothers and Sisters viewer, has offered to transcribe some actual pussified lines from the show.

Not all requests will become developed, however. So settle down, ladies.

A Bold New EADJ Segment: What Matt Thinks

Eat A Dick Joel is proud to present a new regular series for 2008, What Matt Thinks. Enjoy.



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