Showing posts with label Gossamer wings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gossamer wings. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

The Newest Guests To Join VidCon 2025


VidCon is the Internet's biggest live gathering of influencers, content creators and podcasters. Luminaries such as Helga the Doll Makeover Artist and Xylophone Tits have graced the stage in previous years. Here are the latest scheduled appearances and features:

• Class Action Lawsuit for the 2001 Cinnamon Challenge

• Pete Za moderates the manosphere pity party

• Jubilee: conservative podcaster Travis McDunnitt against 14 crocodiles who voted liberal last election

• Ragebaiter Mallory Suns heckles people in line to get in

• Calculate your Online Presence Quotient / Which Disney Princess Goth Mech Dragon Are You?

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracy Theories


Alex Jones's talented group of writers are always working on the next batshit crazy conspiracies to float into the InfoWars toilet bowl. Here are their latest new stories:

• Andersen Windows partners with CIA agents to spy on you after their bay window installations

• Joe Biden's handlers meet regularly to coordinate and manufacture his empathy, morality and sense of humor

• NO PULP orange juice is contaminated with trans baby stem cells

• Corporations get rid of toxic waste by hiding them inside all pride rainbow merchandise at Target

• Hillary Clinton has secretly been working as President behind the scenes since her birth in 1947

• No Kardashian really exists. They're all A.I. driven animations (okay, I believe that one)