This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

More mixtape covers that make you go, hmmmm:

"Before I take the picture, would you like to watch 'Emily In Paris' on Netflix with me?"

This looks like a used cheeseburger wrapper but I like it.

Oh thank goodness I snagged the deluxe edition, or else I'd be stuck with crap.

Tony Stark's old Iron Man suits are being chopped and blinged out over at West Coast Customs. 

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying a margarita.

If this is hanging on the wall, someone nearby is enjoying cocaine.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 6

The following Twitter hashtags have been determined to be the least influential of the week- not going viral, not creating buzz, and certainly not trending. Feel free to use any of these on your non-influential Twitter feeds!

#bangshortbus

#crackpipecoozy

#carrottopsecondact

#collegetextbookbargains

#crackerasscrackercracker

#ablowjobfromGaryBusey

#FullHousebingewatching

#childprotectiveservicesselfie

#StPaulisthecenteroftheuniverse

#GeorgeClooneywasthebestBatman

#hereismysocialsecuritynumber457-55-5462

OM NOM NOM NOM

Pictured below, proof you don't get an apple bottom eating apples.

A Richness of Embarrassment

Due to the understandably overwhelming success of "What Matt Thinks," people are crawling out of the woodwork, asking to contribute to EADJ. Brynn wants her own video EADJ segment. Beth (pictured above), an avid Brothers and Sisters viewer, has offered to transcribe some actual pussified lines from the show.

Not all requests will become developed, however. So settle down, ladies.

Let's Exclude the EADJ Mail Sack From All Our Inside Jokes, So That It Stops Hanging Out With Us!

Submitted by Vince, "a slightly plumper, more gay version of pewter bear:"



What do you think of that, Pewter Bear?


Damn right it's mean-spirited, you shitnosed fucksack!