This Week In Failed Kickstarter Projects

Here are the latest crowdfunded projects that failed to meet their financial goals:

• A small, handsome derby for beetles which they can tip when they meet each other in public

• Dung-based burger patties

• Alcoholic Capri-Suns shaped like tits (for adults only)

• Alcoholic Ring Pops shaped like dicks (for adults only)

• a dumb custom car horn for Jeeps that's just someone yelling "JEEP!"

• an unauthorized biography of actor Robert Duvall that's actually authorized

• inedible panties

• "Hardworking Susan" - a raised table platform for food that does NOT turn

Whattaya Say We Say Goodbye To Stuff Like Marketers Want Us To?

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! *kiss* (figuratively) Goodbye!

"Why Aren't People Watching Network TV Anymore?"

I dunno. Maybe because they don't want to see the 5th reboot of a show they watched 30 years ago?

A Follow Up To An Earlier Post

We posted an entry about a bizarre Etsy banner earlier last month, and I guess because of the browsing history, we got ANOTHER weird banner, but from eBay:

WHY WOULD I WANT A MUGSHOT OF A SULLEN, DISHEVELED TIGER WOODS?!

WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME??!!

Spotted Online

You know video game consoles are getting expensive when they offer low APR financing. Sheesh.

Advertising Copywriters Refuse To Say Goodbye To Headlines That Begin With "Say Goodbye To..."

Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Nov. 10

Twitter sucks my nuts, but even lowly Twitter users have standards when it comes to hashtags. Here are the hashtags that are NOT trending:

#Etsybargain

#groinOlympics

#DeSantisKombucha

#DollarGeneralskeetskeet

#sexualassaultwithabanjo

#followmeformoreterriblelegaladvice

#personallyIlikethewaythisbowlhaircutlooks