A Follow Up To An Earlier Post

We posted an entry about a bizarre Etsy banner earlier last month, and I guess because of the browsing history, we got ANOTHER weird banner, but from eBay:

WHY WOULD I WANT A MUGSHOT OF A SULLEN, DISHEVELED TIGER WOODS?!

WHY IS THIS SO AWESOME??!!

A Possibly New Segment (or Segments)

I was walking around the main street of my town in Jersey, when I happened upon a self defense class flyer near the post office:



This excellent flyer lends itself to whole world of possible captions for an EADJ segment- so many that I hesitate to commit to one just yet.

There could be The Gallant Chauvinist:


or Hopeful Libertarian:


Guy Who Keeps Bringing Up Star Wars On Dates:


Of course, we could give the woman the word bubble.
Presenting "Chick With The TV Remote:"


And then there's just the straight up Battle Of The Sexes:


Oh, the possibilities!