This Week in Chicago Whatever

The following are episode synopses for this week:

Chicago P.D.

Farrow discovers a dark secret about the break room fridge. Captain Stewart keeps getting confused with another captain whose first name is Stuart. A sloppy arrest results in the suspect going free and two cops misplacing their police duty belts.

Chicago Med

Dr. Wilson discovers a dark secret about the break room fridge. EMT Jenny has a beef with the trauma nurses over a vicious rumor about her breath. Everyone in Triage mysteriously gets hives.

Chicago Fire

Lieutenant Gordy discovers a dark secret about the break room fridge. Somebody parks in front of the station garage door. Everybody gets addicted to the "Dance Moms" marathon on TV.

Spotted Online

You know video game consoles are getting expensive when they offer low APR financing. Sheesh.

Let's Sloppily Eat Pumpkin Seeds Out of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Tom Weingard: a rapper on myspace:


AWESOME. A rapper from CONNECTICUT! Lobstas in tha hizzy! All up in Martha's Vineyard 'n shit! Track #2, "The Youth Doesn't Get It" is actually sorta good.

No photos of EADJ, however. A click on his photo page just showed random vintage game consoles and an old Nickelodeon program. Which is cool.