Inspirational Quotes From... WHO?

Spotted on a wall in Millburn, NJ: a sculpture of a book with some fancy writing on it.

Which is all well and good, until you get to the attribution at the end.

What the shit, Millburn artist? You have no human poet friends? Lazy. 😡

Celebrating 28 Years of "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

The surprise thriller series "I Know What You Did Last Summer" starring Jennifer, Love, and Hewitt is celebrating 28 years since its first movie's release. Here now is a quick rundown of all the films that followed it:

"I Know What You Did Last Summer" (1997)

"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" (1998)

"I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" (2006)

"I Seem To Be A Little Fixated On What You Did Last Summer" (2007)

"Bono What You Did Last Summer" (2008)

"I Know What You Did Last Summer (Celebrity Edition)" TV series (2008-2011)

"I Know What You Did Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart)" (2010)

"I'm Not Going To Let You Gaslight Me Into Not Remembering What You Did Last Summer" (2012)

"YOU Know What You Did Last Summer" (2014)

"IKWYDLS: The New Generation Of Non-Forgetful, Doomed Witnesses" (2016)

"The Fast and the Know What You Did Last Summerous" (2017)

"I Fucking Know What You Fucking Did Last Fucking Summer" (Unrated) (2018)

"Ah Know What Y'all Done Last Summer, Y'hear?" (2020)

"I Know What You Did Last Summer and Am Willing To Meet You In A Public Place To Settle This Because You Don't Want Your Wife To Find Out About This, Do You?" (2021)

"ChatGPT Knows What You Did Last Summer" (2025)

The ProofrEADJer: End of September Edition

It's Me. Hi, I'm The Pathmark, It's Me

Just the Facts, Ma'am

Shitty Photoshop: For when you want to use a stock shot twice but only want to pay for it once. Yarr!

This Week In Failed Kickstarter Projects

Here are the latest crowdfunded projects that failed to meet their financial goals:

• A small, handsome derby for beetles which they can tip when they meet each other in public

• Dung-based burger patties

• Alcoholic Capri-Suns shaped like tits (for adults only)

• Alcoholic Ring Pops shaped like dicks (for adults only)

• a dumb custom car horn for Jeeps that's just someone yelling "JEEP!"

• an unauthorized biography of actor Robert Duvall that's actually authorized

• inedible panties

• "Hardworking Susan" - a raised table platform for food that does NOT turn