An Example of Birdhouse Racism

An ad spotted on Amazon:

What's wrong with the green birdhouse? Why is it valued less if it's exactly the same besides color? Is that for the lower income birds? Separate but equal, my eye.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Nov. 10

Twitter sucks my nuts, but even lowly Twitter users have standards when it comes to hashtags. Here are the hashtags that are NOT trending:

#Etsybargain

#groinOlympics

#DeSantisKombucha

#DollarGeneralskeetskeet

#sexualassaultwithabanjo

#followmeformoreterriblelegaladvice

#personallyIlikethewaythisbowlhaircutlooks

Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

"YoYoYo?" Really?