Cancellations For VidCon 2025

With a nasty stomach virus still going around and the revelation that event organizers are broke and can't pay, many VidCon attendees are cancelling their appearances at the upcoming influencer expo.

Some of the latest cancellations:

• Warga the Dipping Bird may agree to appear but WILL NOT DIP

• Sasha & Temu Caillou

• Prank Peloton Coaches

• Ghislaine Maxwell impersonator Gillaine Paxil

• "Affluencer" Rich Kid Tycoon McDucats

• Batmansplainer

• Andy Dick called in to tell VidCon that they will be "dickless". Classic.

Bloodbaths at Big Box Stores?

I was at Walmart and spotted this blood spill kit near the entrance:

I automatically thought of the unruly and sometimes violent Walmart customers I see in online videos. Are fights that lead to bloodshed really so common in Walmart that they have to set up a station for it?

Then a few days later I spotted the same type thing at Target, except it's behind the registers:

Who are these walking blood bags that explode at Walmart and Target? Are stab victims stopping by to pick up a few things on the way to the ER? Maybe that's why they make employees wear red at Target.

Next time you shop at either of these places, know that if you suddenly puncture your femoral artery, they'll be able to clean it up.

Who Says Copywriting is Dead?

Spotted on FB:  

A Few More Terrible Porn Names

If you're young and dumb and need some cash, porn is a good industry to get into. So before you have any second thoughts, just jump in the game and grab one of these terrible porn names that are free for the taking:

Him

Ray Cyst

Wyatt Supremacist

Paul’s Buns, Hon

Walter Top 

Shafter Noon-Delight

Wang Lo Canoodles

Her

Hollow Vera

Amica Bull

Eska Laid

Jenn O’Cide

Cher Fluids

Areola Borealis